A Math Class:
Sir: GET OUT OF THE CLASS.
*goes out*
[After the class]
blah. . . blah . . . blah
Sir: What's your intermediate percentage?
Me: 78%
Sir: Endhuku antha thakkuva vatchinee?
Me: I got 99 in Sanskrit sir!
Sir: Dhanilo andhariki vasthay, groups lo raavali.
Me: I got 99 in sanskrit, both the years put together!!
Sir: *%#¥&£§